Ode To Tarlen: Weez Comin Fer Youz!

[Goomb]

Tarlen, O Tarlen
Where did you go?
Signing up with da umies
Makes us greenskins think you are quite slow.

You jibber and jabber,
and talk quite a lot
But we are just wondering
If you are nothing but runt or a snot!

Tarlen, O Tarlen
What will you do?
When all of the greenskin pirates
Are hunting for you?

You will sail fast and hard
Trying to run
Ducking our broadsides
and shot from our great guns

Tarlen, O Tarlen
You don't need to be told
But runts and snots like you
Have never been bold.

At the end of this little war
I will have my prize
There will be nothing more
but your petrified head at my side!


WAAAAGH!
Zugbad Da Great

[Tarlen Da Foeburna]

There once was a zogger named Goomb,
Who tossed out portents of doom.
But while chasing Tarlen,
He was bit by a marlin,
And sulked off in a corner to fume.

[Kaptain BlackSquig]

Ya know,
Sometimes yose gotz to jis sit back and smile at deze gitz. And den sometimez yose needz to tie em to a tree and krump em wif a big stick! Hur, hur, hur!

Da Kaptain

[Tarlen Da Foeburna]

Now dat don't sound all dat imp-ar-shul, Kap'n!

[Kaptain BlackSquig]

Er
Yose knowz da only fing Da Kaptain likez betta den 'iz opium iz bashin weedy lil Gobbos wot are actin all uppity!

And da image of Goomb takin dat long walk on da short plank, den crawlin outta da sea all drippin and gribbly bringz a smile to Da Kaptain'z face ever' time! Hur, hur, hur!

Wot da zog iz Imp-ar-shul anywayz? One of dem zoggin 'and ringin weedy prayers wot dem silly Empire gitz chant? Hur, hur, hur!

Da Kaptain

[Goomb]

I thought it quite clever, and I will teach it to all me crew!~

Zugbad

[Draig]

Hur hur hur!

[Unbrok Stonebeard]

Jus' to give you fair warning...

Any smack you may talk shall be henceforth seriously undermined by your donning of ye olde purple poncy-pants, and the fact that we stomped you straight out of the GFW and into the payroll of said purple poncy-pants!

Also, you're in debt to me for the shiny Imperial pin under your avatar

Setting utterly pointless fires for the fun of it,
- S.S.

[Tarlen Da Foeburna]

Stomped us outta da Waaagh!? Nah, I'z got bored trashin' you lot, thought I'z would 'ave a go at da Boss fer a bit. O' 'course, dat ain't ter say we'ez can't kick yer inna jongz if'n yer get too uppity, stunty. Woulda nicked da shiny anyway. As fer da pantz...uh...erm...yeah, I got nuffin' dere. Zoggit.

Ya better tell dat Yamato git ter steer klear o' me if'n 'e knows wots wot! Unfinished business don't 'ave ter stay dat way.

Now stop settin' firez, dat's my job!

[Mathi Alfblut]

One, two...

ULRIC is coming for all of you!

[Al Muktar]

Ulric can git in line!

Tarlen, ye flash git, weez wuz jus gonna rubs ye out. Nows Ize finks mehbe weez straps ye ta da cannon...seez how flash ye be.


(Well played ye gits!)

[Tarlen Da Foeburna]

Can you lot even afford cannons now?

(Hur hur hur!)

[Al Muktar]

Weez pirates lad! Weez nicks em!

:yarr

[Goomb]

Tarlen....you remember what I told you about what would happen if something like this went down......

I do not forget my promises.

[Mathi Alfblut]

Well, if they lack a suitable cannon, Mathias Kane is happy to supply a suitable piece of artillery just to share in the fun. What do ya say, Goombs?